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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Ha..I found this in some forum about Kenny G's tone...lol...damn funny....enjoy...

Forum's Title: How to sound like Kenny G...

kenny g sound (bryan) 19:26 on Wednesday, December 29, 2004

To sound like kenny g:

1. grow your hair out and then curl it. although this has no effect on the actual sound of a saxophone, you will never sound 100% like kenny g unless you become kenny g

2. pick out your favorite lame ass christmas carol arrangment to play.

3. get a couple buddies that are equally untalented and stupid looking to play synthesizer and rain-stick.now for the hard part- that famous kenny g sound:

4. play with the worst embouchure you can possibly make.maybe even experiment with turning the mouthpiece upside down, or playing without the mouthpiece even on the horn.

5. bad intonation, virbrato, and musicality are a must. make sure that your improvisation makes no compositional sense whatsoever.

6. finally, never play with or near other jazz musicians that are somewhat talented or accomplished. this way you can fool non-musicians into thinking that you are actually talented and accomplished.

hope this helps

to bryan (Hunter) 18:05 on Thursday, December 30, 2004

bryan, this is how to sound like you:

1. f--k yourself hard until you go crazy

2. be as jealous as possible

3. keep talking and never shut up.

I BET this would help





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